The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)

Brad Pitt is Jesse James and Casey Afflek is the “coward” Robert Ford in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (1996). Ford has idolized the famous outlaw since he was a child.  After meeting James and convincing him to let him join his gang, Ford begins turning green with envy.  He wants the fame and notoriety that James has, so along with his brother Charley (Sam Rockwell) he plans to kill James and collect not only the reward, but the fame he thinks he’s due.

It’s a crime that the dreamy Pitt and the skintastic Affleck keep their clothes on.  They both look rugged and sexy as the outlaws on a collision course.  The only skin is an ass on a corpse that’s thrown into a ditch.  The mystery bottom might belong to a young, hot Jeremy Renner.  It might not be much, but solving the “whose butt is that” mystery could be fun.