Tigerland (2000)

In the tradition of Southern Comfort (1981), Joel Schumacher’s Vietnam War drama Tigerland (2000) takes place in the swamps of Louisiana. That’s where the U.S. Army training camp serves as the temporary home for soldiers Private Roland Bozz (Colin Ferrell), Private Cantwell (Tom Guiry), Private Jamoa Kearns (Neil Brown), Private Ryan (Tory Kittles), and our favorite Private Johnson (Russell Richardson). But then aren’t all Johnsons privates? Too bad Private Wilson (Shea Whigham) is a wacko. During infantry training, he starts to load up with live ammunition. To make matters worse, Wilson has a serious dislike for Colin’s cute character. We think the psycho solider is just jealous because built Bozz has the ability to get laid. Yes, he and his fellow military bud Private Jim Paxton (Matthew Davis) flash their flesh when they bring a couple of ladies — Sheri (Arian Waring Ash) and Claudia (Haven Gaston) — back to their hotel room for some hanky panky. The skintastic act happens just 8 minutes into the flick. As a result, we are treated to a view of the handsome hunks’ bare backs and sweaty buns. Talk about a movie beginning with a bang! Luckily, the nudity continues when Mr. Ferrell later gives us a peek at his pecker! Not to be outdone, Private Miter (Clifton Collins Jr.) exposes his shaft and ass. As you can guess, the only thing sexier than a man in uniform is a man out of uniform. No wonder Mr. Man is giving a salute in his pants!