Whenever I'm Alone with You (2023)

French director and actor Guillaume Campanacci directs himself as the lead in the delightfully self-indulgent French romantic comedy Whenever I'm Alone With You. This one takes place in the South of France, where the scenery is almost as gorgeous as the people. Guillaume's character - also named Guillaume - is an actor who attempted to off himself after ending a relationship. Thankfully, he finds a second wind after coming across the equally artistic and brooding babe Vedrana (Vesper Egon). Their pining for each other is complicated when Guillaume's ex shows up pregnant with his child. For a man as into his own looks as Guillaume is, we're disappointed that he didn't show off more of that incredible body! He's got Big Dick Energy, so it's a real shame, but we'll happily settle for these looks at his sun-kissed torso in three shirtless shots. Forget Whenever I'm Alone With You, we'd like to be Alone With Guillaume!