Wonderland (2003)

Wonderland (2003) stars Val Kilmer as legendarily hung pornstar John Holmes during his slow, systematic fall from grace and spiral into addiction that will culminate in an event known as "The Wonderland Murders." Essentially, the life of banging babes for big bucks as a world famous, well-endowed porn star just isn't exciting enough for John, so he starts doing cocaine. This throws him headfirst into the criminal underworld, where he'll meet drug kingpin Eddie Nash (Eric Bogosian). He'll also start partying with some people who live on Wonderland Ave and call themselves "The Wonderland Gang," including Ron Launius (Josh Lucas). When the hottest gang member and the dude with the huge member meet, Ron asks if he'll hook him up with Eddie so he can sell a stolen antique gun for him. John does, only for Eddie to screw over Ron and keep the gun. Looking to right the wrong, John draws a map for Ron and his buddies so they can rob Eddie, which they do to the tune of a million bucks. This was the wrong decision, as soon enough Eddie's beating John to find where the Wonderland gang live, then going to the house and murdering four of them with pipes. Also known as "The Laurel Canyon Murders" the incident will become one of the most famous killings in LA history. But Mr. Man gets the feeling you're wondering more about how big Holmes' hammer was than who served how much time. Val won't unveil his veined unit in this one, but he does show his butt. During a scene where he and a girl get after it in the bathroom, Val pulls his jeans down so he can feed her his pants monster. We see him from behind as his cheeks flex away while he gives her every inch of that famous wang the way only a pro can! Beyond that scene, we get to see Josh Lucas partying without his shirt on. Forget going through looking glass, we're looking for a hot piece of ass like the dudes on Wonderland Ave. After all, those are some wonderful bodies in Wonderland!