Youth (2015)

Paolo Sorrentino's Youth (2015) is a melancholy drama about two very old men reflecting on their lives and trying to figure out their futures while on vacation in the Swiss Alps. Mick (Harvey Keitel) is an acclaimed filmmaker working feverishly on what he assumes will be his last great masterpiece, because he’s so old. He thinks his longtime go-to leading lady (Jane Fonda) will star in the film, only for her to tell him he's washed and she's doing TV now. His pal Fred (Michael Caine) is an equally successful composer who’s called it quits on his career as he slips into old age. He still writes music for himself but doesn't want to get knighted and play his biggest hits for The Queen since that'll officially make him a has-been. The pair are on vacation in Switzerland alongside a struggling actor (Paul Dano), Miss Universe (Madalina Diana Ghenea), a wildly overweight version of soccer legend Diego Maradona (Roly Serrano) and Fred's bitter daughter Lena (Rachel Weisz). The retreat serves as an opportunity for the two dudes to reflect on their lives and careers, but don't expect any quirky fun in this rumination on recognizing you're not the man you once were. Something that will never get old is looking at hot shirtless dudes, and there are plenty in this one. Roly Serrano is a rolly-polly version of Diego Maradona, and even though he's rocking a huge belly we're kind of into it. We'll let him run his hand of God all over our bod! Paul Dano goes shirtless while hanging out in a hot tub looking all sorts of sleazy-sexy in a way only he can, while Robert Seethaler shows his silver haired chest in just a towel. But it's Michael Caine who'll have you thinking about going to bed with a geezer after we see his arms and chest while he lounges in a hot tub. Wish we got to see if youth was wasted on the hung! Either way, you’ll want this fountain of youth to spray all over your face!