Blood for Dracula (1974)

There will be blood in Blood for Dracula (1974), a campy carnal comedy horror classic that puts an amped up sexual spin on the infamous vampire. Dracula (Udo Kier) needs to drink enough virgin’s blood to keep himself kicking, so, following the advice of his faithful assistant (Arno Juerging), the Count packs up his coffin and heads to Italy to harvest a handful of their overabundant Catholic virgins. The blood buzzed buddies encounter a flock of four flowered females. Come to find out, the cherry-picked chicks have fibbed about their purity—the horny handyman (Joe Dallesandro) Mario sexually seduced two of the potential blood donors. The randy revelation leads Dracula to do some careful taste testing to find his hymened heroine. Dallesandro displays his delicious derrière during a dink dashing of a dame. This hot cup of Joe is enough to get your blood pumping.