Capri-Revolution (2018)

When John Lennon sang, “You say you want a revolution,” his words prophesied Mr. Man’s feelings about the movie Capri-Revolution (2018). That’s because this lyrical flick features a fair amount of flesh! Under the direction of Mario Martone (who co-wrote the screenplay with Ippolita Di Majo), this skinternational pic transports viewers to the island of Capri in 1914. Back then, a colony of Northern European artists — including  Russian exile Maxim Gorky (Rinat Khismatouline) — moved to Capri so they could avoid fighting in World War I. But these nonconformists aren’t totally out of the woods since the locals aren’t sold on their presence. Nevertheless, the leader of the commune, Seybu (Reinout Scholten van Aschat), feels comfortable enough to doff his duds. The nude dude bares his back and ass as he stands naked on the rocks just 7 minutes into the movie. He continues to display his naked T&A while exploring a cave at the 8-minute mark. If that’s not arousing enough, the hunk steams up the screen when he reveals his peen! Yes, his privates go public after 46 minutes. As he goes skinny-dipping in the crystal blue water, Mr. van Aschat exposes his van Abs, van Ass, and van Shaft. Suffice it to say, the revealing scene is bound to make a splash in your pants! Even though this foreign film features dialogue in English, Italian, Neapolitan, French, German, and Russian, there’s no need for speech when Reinout frees his body from clothing. In other words, Viva la Revolution!