Honeymoon (2013)

An uninvited wedding guest creates problems for a soon-to-be married couple in the Czech drama Honeymoon (2013). In the film, which takes place entirely at a wedding despite the title, Tereza (Anna Geislerová) is in a loving relationship with a single dad she's preparing to get married to. But when the big day comes, Tereza gets crept out when an inherently insidious looking man, Jan Benda (Jirí Černý) shows up completely uninvited claiming to have gone to school with her groom-to-be Radim (Stanislav Majer). It seems as though Radim has pretty much forgotten Jan, but Tereza knows something isn’t right when the unwanted guest’s wedding gift is a funerary urn with his name on it. Creepy! Radim kicks Jan off of the property, and heads back to enjoy his big day. But like all weirdos, Jan comes back and inexplicably holds a ten-minute conversation with the bride, which reveals a lot of secrets and uncomfortable thoughts. When she realizes the man of her dreams was an absolute nightmare back in the day, will Tereza go through with the wedding or become a runaway bride? Depends on what Stanislav Majer looks like naked, right? Don't worry honey, he'll moon us a little later! The film is tense, but it also brings the flesh. Stanislav Majer gave us a major boner when he showed his butt while banging his gal. She can forgive him if he keeps giving her that good D! Guess that white dress is a ceremonial thing! Meanwhile, as the creepy wedding crasher, Jirí Černý contributes some ass and a hint of peen during a couple dramatic scenes, including one where sex and drugs miz in a nasty way! The dudity in Honeymoon is suite!