Hot Dudes With Long Swords

You know what they say about a dude with a big sword right? His penis can go deep inside your hole and stimulate your prostate until you cum a lot. Right ladies? Can I get an amen? Anyway, we noticed that some of the hottest boys in the biz filmed scenes in which they wield suspiciously long swords, so we thought you might want to check them out in a handy MANdy playlist! James Bond star Christoph Waltz once filmed a very full-frontal scene in his rendition of Tristan and Isolde. Ed Harris was so damn hot when he was young, and you can check out his toned bod and awesome hairy chest in Knightriders. Funnyman Ike Barinholtz is barin' quite a lot in Disaster Movie while Alexander Dreymon bares his shadowy buns in The Last Kingdom. Plus do not think even for a second about missing Jason Clarke in Catherine The Great, Val Kilmer in Willow, Terry Crews in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, James Franco in Your Highness, Joe Dempsie in Game Of Thrones, and oh so much more! When it comes to these boys and their swords, we want more than just the tip.