I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle is an unhinged British horror comedy from 1990 that couldn't be more 90s or more British if it tried, and we love it for that! I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle tells the story of a motorcycle that crosses baths with a man practicing black magic. The motorcycle is owned by a member of a motorcycle gang, and when that gang kills the occultist when he is conjuring a dark spell, an evil spirit inhabits the motorcycle, of all things. Well in walks Noddy (Neil Morrissey) who purchases the titular vampire motorcycle without knowing its unique history. Now the people in Noddy's life dying in mysterious ways, and Noddy begins to realize that he might not just have a motorcycle. He might have a vampire motorcycle! Of course this is a must watch for fans of possessed motorcycles, but it's also a much watch for fans of Neil Morrissey, a very prolific British actor. In one cheeky scene a POV shot from a toilet bowl reveals a look at Niel's ass. We'd wipe right on Niel!