Desperate for cash, a laid-off worker gets the job offer of a lifetime in the steamy softcore drama Illicit Lovers (2000). Steve Curtis stars as Jeff Diamond, a successful professional whose world is turned upside down when he’s abruptly issued his walking papers. Family friend Kathy (Zoe Paul) offers to help by hiring Jeff as an escort at one of her sex parties––a proposition that Jeff’s wife (Michelle Perry) unhappily agrees to. Jeff proves such a hit at Kathy’s house that he’s soon got a new and lucrative career on his hands––screwing curvy, wealthy clients for buckets of cash. We get to see a ton of Steve Curtis from his toned abs to his fantASStic buns. Dang Curtis don’t hurt us!