Lolita 2000 (1998)

Set in the future, this movie gives us multiple short tales that all share a common thread. In most cases, story aside, that common thread is nakedness.

That acting is second rate. The directing, sets and pretty much everything else scream B-movie, but if they do one thing right, it is finding plenty of red hot guys to put in this movie. From David Squire’s rear reveal with his balls hanging between his legs to Darko Malesh’s full frontal there is no shortage of man meat in this movie. The guys look so good you will set your pants phaser to “orgasm” and find yourself in danger of wearing out your pause button as pretty much every story features a fully nude guy showing backage, sideage or full on dongage.

While the story is not very memorable, Lolita 2000 (1998) will leave a lasting memory on your bathing suit area.