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Mallrats

Mallrats (1995)

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Potty mouthed, pot smoking director Kevin Smith’s sophomore effort Mallrats (1995)takes the foul-mouthed, over the top comedy from the convenience store to the mall. It even adds color! When T.S. (Jeremy London) and Brodie (Jason Lee) are dumped by the girlfriends Rene (Shannon Doherty) and Brandi (Claire Forlani), they do what every jilted dude in the 90's would do—they head to the mall! While at the mall, the newly-single dudes meet up with a plethora of weird and outrageous characters like William (Ethan Suplee), a guy who likes to unsuccessfully stare at Magic Eye pictures (this was apparently a go-to joke in the 90's) Gwen (Joey Lauren Adams), one of T.S.’s ex-girlfriends; and the iconic Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith), two stoner dudes just hanging out looking for something to do. When T.S. and Brodie discover “Truth or Date”, a matchmaking television show is being shot at the mall with Brandi as the lead contestant, they decide to cause chaos and ask Jay and Bob to destroy the show’s stage. While at the mall, our cast of characters attract the attention of the security guard LaFours (Sven-Ole Thorsen), Rene’s new d-bag boyfriend Shannon (Ben Afflack), and Brandi’s father, Jared (Michael Rooker). There's even a Stan Lee cameo a full decade before the MCU made that a common occurrence. Speaking of the MCU, if it's nudity you're looking for get a load of Yondu himself looking quite doable, as the film gives us a look at Michael Rooker's ass and balls from behind as he takes a towel off and does some shadowboxing! More like Ballrats! That nude scene will have you thirsty in a way nothing from Orange Julius can quench!