Roadies (2016)

A band knows they've made it when they get to stop lugging their own crap around in a van and hire some Roadies. Sure, Mr. Man would rather have groupies playing with his junk, but it's cool to have roadies hauling your junk, too. In 2016, Showtime looked at these traveling musician's helpers and figured their lives were a recipe for tremendous drama and sensational skin since, as we all know, behind every rock band is a trail drugs, sex, alcohol, and run-ins with the law. Created by music lover Cameron Crowe, the show centers around Bill Hanson (Luke Wilson), the ladies' man tour manager of a famous Denver based band called The Staton-House Band. Bill's been having heart problems because the band fired longtime manager Phil (Ron White) and dumped all his responsibilities on Bill and production manager Shelli (Carla Gugino). While lighting girl Kelly Ann (Imogen Poots) is thinking about quitting since she's falling out of love with the band and their music, British accountant Reg Whitehead (Rafe Spall) is being brought in to cut costs and trim the fat. Together this ragtag family will try to keep the tour going, while figuring out if that's really what they want to be doing with their lives. This one never caught on, and Showtime told it to hit the road jack, after just one season. But there's still stuff to jack it to! Rainn Wilson shows up in this one as an evil, online music critic who is always trashing the band. At one point, he gets high and wanders around in an open robe that lets us see his round globe. Suddenly, Mr. Man was getting off to Dwight from The Office! Shawn Woods is a fine piece of chocolate as the black bodybuilder moons a woman with his muscular buns, before Christopher Backus shows his backside while passed out on the ground. Back that thing right into us! Peter Cambor goes running through a rainstorm naked, while David Spade shows up as himself showing he's still got that wiry frame, and Machine Gun Kelly flashes his tatted chest at a pool party. They're with the band, and they'll have your cock in your hand! With all that action, Roadies will have you shooting some loadies!