Rocky III (1982)

It’s been five years since Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) defeated Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers) and became the heavyweight champion of the world. The champ continues to tenderize chumps in the ring, which only helps to solidify his wealth and fame. But Rocky III (1982) presents the Italian Stallion with his greatest challenge ever — Clubber Lang (Mr. T)! He’s a loud-mouthed, mohawk-wearing brick wall who accuses Rocky of cherrypicking his opponents. As such, he challenges the champ to a title fight. Against the advice of his doubting manager Mickey (Burgess Meredith), Rocky accepts the furious fighter’s offer. Severely outmatched and distracted by Mickey’s failing health, Rocky gets rocked and loses the title. If that’s not bad enough, Mickey dies, leaving the beaten boxer without his corner man. Determined to avenge his stunning defeat, the ex-champ enlists the help of Apollo to train him for a rematch. Through all of the tears and frustration, Rocky regains his title. As you can guess, the crowd goes wild and Rock’s makeshift manager asks for a rematch. This, of course, guarantees fans another installment of the sporty franchise. As is the case in Rocky (1976), Rocky II (1979), Rocky IV (1985), Rocky V (1990) and Rocky Balboa (2006), the movie isn’t big on nudity. But that doesn’t mean Mr. Stallone won’t heat up the screen when he flashes his awesome abs and bulging trunks. The same is true for the topless Mr. T and Thunderlips (Hulk Hogan). Muscles and sweat are the perfect combination for masturbation!