Suburra (2015) is an Italian crime film, following a gangster known only as “Samurai” (Claudio Amendola) as he attempts to transform a waterfront area in Rome into a new Las Vegas. The various Italian crime families work together for a common goal for a time, but it’s not long before things start to fall apart. A gritty and fast-paced mafia movie from the place where the mafia was born, Suburra is also a super spot for some sublime bum. It’s Pierfrancesco Favino that steals the show as Filippo Malgradi, a rival mobster caught up in the crosshairs. Based on performance, and on sex appeal, Favino is our fave-o, and Pierfrancesco is his name-o. Fully nude on a balcony, we see Favino peeing into the rain (or taking a tinkle in the sprinkle) and though it’s dark, you can see the firehose itself. We’ll also get a peek at his cheeks when a shirtless Pierfrancesco puts it all on the table, by ‘all’ we mean the woman he’s screwing. We’ll see him shirtless again while a girl smokes his pole, and Favino smokes some crack. You’ll get a look at the crack he smokes on and the crack he sits on in this scene. Finally, Pierfrancesco gets tagged teamed by two lucky ladies as he sits nude on a bed. You’ll be dying to tag-in to this match. Pop open some vino, and drink in Favino.