The Columnist (2020)

The Columnist (2019) is a satire about a columnist who tries to juggle doing her job well with getting negative comments and even threats of violence consistently hurls at her on her personal social media pages, her article comment sections, and her inbox. It all becomes too much to handle, so one day she snaps. She decides to take matters into her own hands by tracking down her trolls and getting revenge. Ivo van Aart directed this film that stars Katja Herbers as the leading columnist. That's great and she is great, but we are here for the men - who are most likely the trolls that she is tracking down because let's be real: that's the internet. Luckily, there is a sexy troll that goes totally nude! Gillis Bieschevel is one such troll who gets caught with his pants down...literally! He is taking a delightful little bath where he is totally naked and singing triumphantly to himself in the tub. Aw, adorable! He thinks he is alone which is why he is singing so loudly and proudly. When he notices that The Columnist has walked in on him and appears to have a weapon in her hands, he stops singing and screams. He sits up and we can actually see his dink when the fully nude Gillis sits up. Check out his wet pubes and his penis as he pleads with her to put the weapon down and have a nice little chat. It might be too late for that, Gillis!