If you’re looking for a truly crazy nude scene with plenty of cock and balls, then Burning Love (1983) is your movie! Based loosely on Sigmund Freud’s theory of Eros and Thanatos, the flick follows cute young painter Jan Bosman (Peter Jan Rens) who takes up residence in a fancy house to take care of an elderly man, as well as take French lessons. Jan ends up falling for another tenant in the building married to an accomplished violinist. The comedy is wrought with secrets, misunderstandings, and above all, some (as promised) insane dudity! The adorable fair-haired star Peter Jan Rens shows cock while getting out of bed, but really ups the man-te when he spreads his cheeks in the kitchen for his lover to stick her finger up his ass. That is, after she bites it! While inside Peter she grabs his peter and jacks him off. Gotta love the Dutch!