Speak No Evil (2022)

Usually when you think of a holiday in Europe, you envision the idyllic countryside or sandy beaches, which is what Bjørn (Morten Burian) and Louise (Sidsel Siem Koch), a Danish couple with a young daughter, had in mind.  As they sit poolside, they meet a Dutch husband and wife, Patrick (Fedja van Huêt) and Karin (Karina Smulders) around the same age who have a son around the same age, who want to be friends with them. The reluctant Danes agree to spend the weekend with them out at their country home.  What begins as a blossoming friendship between two 40-something couples begins to devolve into a hellish level of tension as the Dutch couple start to show their true nature.  Now the polite Scandinavians are faced with being rude to their hosts and leaving or they stay put and Speak No Evil. Little do they know, they have walked into the woods with some truly evil people! The marvelous Morten Burian gives us a couple of nude scenes for his Nudecomer debut, even going full frontal in a grim yet memorable scene at the end.  Also, Dutch dime-piece Fedja van Huêt makes his Nude Debut to us by baring his buns in the bedroom briefly!