The Loveless (1981)

Famously hung Hollywood legend Willem Dafoe got his first starring role in what was also Oscar Winner Kathryn Bigelow's directorial debut: a gritty biker flick called The Loveless (1982). Willem plays Vance, the leader of a 1950's motorcycle gang that arrive in a small Southern town on their way to Daytona. The gearhead greasers are forced to spend some time in the hick town so they can get one of their bikes serviced. Speaking of getting serviced, that’s not sitting well with the locals, especially a man named Tarver (J. Don Ferguson) who sees Vance trying to get into the pants of a hit rod loving hottie named Telena (Martin Kanter). Things get tense when Vance hooks up with the wild child daughter of this rich redneck, and her dad is really pissed off about it. Suddenly, things get violent and it's not long before there's an all-out battle between the bikers and the locals. Will our biker boys see the light of day, never mind make it all the way to Daytona? Willem's willy is well known for being quite large, but Dafoe and his biker pals keep their drive shafts under cover for the most part, here. But that doesn’t mean there’s not some leather clad man meat to ogle. These bad boys are fond of open, sleeveless shirts and vests. These fashion choices highlight a buffet of toned arms, and sculpted chests that will get your motor running! And while The Loveless might be lovemaking-less, we do get a scene where Willem lies naked on top of a babe, which lets us see his twenty-six-year-old ass! You don't want to know how badly we wanted to gobble the Green Goblin's ass after watching that scene! The Loveless will have your pants covered in a love mess!