The Yards (2000) is set in the commuter rail yards of New York City where rail cars are repaired. It might sound like a boring gig, but it's actually a cutthroat world where companies are eager to get contracts and will do anything to sabotage their rivals for the work. Leo Handler (Mark Wahlberg) gets out of prison to find his aunt married to the mob boss (James Caan) who runs the yards and his best friend Willie (Joaquin Phoenix) working as the boss’ bag man. Leo needs a job, so he hooks on with Willie’s crew for a little outside the law earning. Things go bad, and now everyone wants Leo gone. Welcome home! Does anyone go the extra yard and take their clothes off for a full-frontal scene? Well, Phoenix and Wahlberg both exude a rugged sexiness and make the underworld a little more attractive, but it's Phoenix who goes the skinstra mile to uncover his goods. While meeting with an older hood, Phoenix has to strip to prove he’s not wearing a wire. When he peels off his pants and shirt, his full chest and round, buxom booty are a sight to behold. His rear is smooth and beckons to be grabbed and squeezed. His little bit of a gut adds to the overall skinliciousness of the scene, though if you prefer your rumps to be a bit tighter there is also a look at Victor Arnold's ass in the same scene! Mr. Man would do anything to rail those rail workers! Thanks to Joaquin's junk in the trunk, The Yards gave us the hards!