Animal Instincts (1992)

As part of a trend, a handful of hunks flashed their flesh in erotic thrillers during the 1990s and late ’80s. First and foremost is Michael Douglas of Fatal Attraction (1987), Basic Instinct (1992) and Disclosure (1994) fame. Next is Willem Dafoe who starred in To Live and Die with LA (1985), Light Sleeper (1992) and Body of Evidence (1993). Did we mention Woody Harrelson in Indecent Proposal (1993) and David Caruso in Jade (1995)? Last but not least are the nude dudes who brought out our Animal Instincts (1992). The R rated crime flick follows David (Maxwell Caulfield) and Joanna (Shannon Whirry) Cole. On the outside, the married couple looks great. But there’s trouble behind closed doors since the hubby can’t get a chubby. In a twisted way, the sexually frustrated wife fights to keep their union alive by having sex with other men and letting her spouse watch via hidden cameras. To be frank, a television repairman named Frank (Bobby Johnston) skips the broken TV and repairs the mojo of a lonely housewife instead. In fact, he shows off his back and ass while going at it in the sack. Alas, the skintastic act comes to an end sans climax when David comes home too soon. The movie includes David Carradine, Jan-Michael Vincent, John Saxon, Mitch Gaylord, and Tom Reilly’s naked T&A! Yet for as many sex scenes as the pic serves, Mr. Man thinks this breast-fest would have been more fulfilling had some sausage been thrown into the mix!