Secretaries (2005)

You’ll have a newfound desire to celebrate Administrative Professionals’ Day after watching the erotic pic Secretaries (2005) with Chris Evans, not to be confused with the erotic flick Secretary (2002) with James Spader. Also known as Sexcretaries, this NC-17 movie takes us into the business world where secretaries will do anything to move up the company ladder. Thanks to the writing and directing skills of Janine Gosselin, we learn that getting a head in business is literally hard work. For example, Jessica (Jamie Sweet), Amber (Alana Evans), Brittany (Jessica Hinton), Heidi (Crista Black), and Laura (Kelli Brown) have some stiff competition between them and some stiff men that they must convince. In other words, getting a raise depends on getting a rise out of their guys. Speaking of, the aptly-named Randy (Evans) ends up in a pool with two chicks at once. As such, we are treated to a view of Capitan America’s flag pole! The skintastic star also shows off his wet pecs and bare bottom. During another scene, Chris bends a babe over his desk for an in-office bang. Apparently, she’s good at taking dictation! Not to be outdone, Mr. Patterson (Dale DaBone) makes Mr. Man’s heart go pitter-patter when he flashes his awesome abs, tattooed guns, firm ass, and thick shaft at the 31- and 42-minute marks. While Mr. DaBone bones his female co-stars, he puts the motion into this motion picture — even though it’s actually shot on video. Nevertheless, we can’t wait to give him our resumes!