Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

B-level bad asses Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee star in Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991). Although the buddy flick was a box office bust, it’s become a cult favorite. The action literally kicks in when Los Angeles cop Chris Kenner (Lundgren) gets a new partner in the form of Johnny Murata (Lee). As you’d expect, the two are opposites: one is the wisecracking iconoclast and the other is a by-the-book toughie. Begrudgingly, they form an unlikely and invigorating bond while chasing a gang of marauding drug lords in Little Tokyo. Funekei Yoshida (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) and his henchman (Al Leong, George Cheung and James Lew) are so busy extorting people, pushing dope and chopping off the heads of their enemies that they don’t notice all of the funny quips are going to Lee and Lundgren. However, we can’t help notice Mr. Tagawa’s tattooed and toned torso as well as his be-thonged buns. But even though he looks good, his character is bad. And his thugs kidnap Kenner’s lady love Minako Okeya (Tia Carrere). They also tie up a topless Johnny. As such, we get to see Mr. Lee’s abtastic chest. Of course, it’s only a matter of time before Chris Kenner (not to be confused with Kris Jenner) saves the day. After all, who needs Kobe beef when you’ve got Dolph sausage? The stud serves up his Swedish meatballs and buns while taking on the movie’s villains. In other words, you’ll be pulling out your passport to fly between Mr. Lundgren’s friendly thighs!