Streaker (2017)

Streaker (2016) is a hilarious Austrian comedy about the popularity of soccer and streaking. A high school teacher wants to raise money for a museum but finds that no one cares about his cause. Everyone only seems to care about soccer, so he gets their attention by taking it all off! There are so many dudes who take it all off in this movie. We want to beat off to Beat Schlatter who runs naked through the field to show off his beefy buns. The luscious Lorenz Nufer should change his name to Nuder cause he goes naked so much in this movie. He loves wearing a trench coat with nothing underneath which means we get treated to his cock-and-balls when he opens his coat and runs through the field naked. We get a two-for-one of cock when Robert Martinez Martinez and Lorenz Nufer both streak naked together in a scene. We can't complain about that! All this sexy streaking is more entertaining than soccer. You'll want to keep score when Daniel Mangisch tears off his tear-away pants to reveal a sparkly codpiece that does end up coming off. That means we get a peek at his schnitzel! Finally, we've scored a goal when Philippe Graber runs naked through the soccer field. We want to grab him after watching his balls on the field.