Streaker (2017)

Streaker (2016) is a hilarious Austrian comedy about the popularity of soccer and streaking. A high school teacher named Balz (Beat Schlatter) wants to raise money for a museum but finds that no one cares about his cause. Everyone only seems to care about soccer, so he gets their attention by taking it all off and streaking the big game! Balz-y! That gets people interested in him for a while, but when everyone starts talking about how long he lasted before security tackled him to the ground Balz gets an idea: he'll run a gambling ring based on how long the streakers can last before security brings them down. Suddenly, all sorts of dudes are willing to strip down and hit the pitch, nobody cares about the games anymore, and the cash is flowing! We want to beat off to Beat Schlatter who runs naked through the field to show off his beefy buns. Nothing beats a big ass! The luscious Lorenz Nufer should change his last name to Nuder cause he goes naked so much in this movie. He loves wearing a trench coat with nothing underneath which means we get treated to his cock-and-balls when he opens his coat and runs through the field naked. We get a two-for-one of cock when Robert Martinez Martinez and Lorenz Nufer both streak naked together in a scene. We can't complain about that! But the man-meat hot streak continues with even more action! You'll want to keep score when Daniel Mangisch tears off his tear-away pants to reveal a sparkly codpiece that does end up coming off. That means we get a peek at his schnitzel! Finally, we've scored a goal when Philippe Graber runs naked through the soccer field. Man U? Man City? Who cares as long as we get to see someone's manhood! Americans would come to care about soccer if only some sexy dude would get naked and reenact the best scenes in Streaker!