Valentino (1977)

Thanks to unique director Ken Russell, film and flesh fans are treated to a skin-depth examination of the life and lust of the Italian-born silent movie star Valentino (1977). With highly publicized romances, possible cock-loving tendencies and a tragic death at the early age of 31 years-old, the Latin Lover’s story is ripe for the big screen treatment. And even though the movie takes creative liberties in depicting Rudolph Valentino’s rise to cinematic fame, the casting of Russian-born dancer Rudolf Nureyev as the titular character is spot on. Despite being a box office flop in the States, the flick did better across the pond where it scored nominations for Best Cinematography, Best Production Design, and Best Costumes at the British Academy Film Awards. Of course, we’d rather there was no wardrobe at all! The stylistic biopic also touches on the lives of Hollywood inhabitants Fatty Arbuckle (William Hootkins) and his girlfriend Jean Acker (Carol Kane), Russian actress Alla Nazimova (Leslie Caron), screenwriter June Mathis (Felicity Kendal), motion picture pioneer Jesse Lasky (Huntz Hall), and Rudy’s wife Natacha Rambova (Michelle Phillips). Luckily, the latter lady poses for nude photos with her naked spouse. Fast-forward to the 55-minute mark to check them out. Not only does Nureyev tout his toned torso, he reveals his muscular rump! If that’s not arousing enough, the hottie also steams up the screen by exposing his pubes, balls and peen. Suffice it to say, Rudy’s Golden Age abs, ass and shaft will turn you into a roaring ’20s fapper!