Prosthetic Pros

It's time to get real about fakes! We're rounding up the prosthetic penises from movies and television that are almost good enough to make up for a lack of the real deal! Of course, we’d prefer to see celebrity cock, but with the right camera angle and a little imagination, sometimes a prosthetic pecker looks surprisingly real, and these scenes really bring the fantasy to life! Adam Demos flaunts a massive, too-good-to-be-true penis in his notorious Sex/Life shower scene. A trio of men jerks off using prosthetic penises during the best scene from season one of Spartacus: House of Ashur. The Alpha in 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is played by Chi Lewis-Parry, and if anyone can pull off this huge cock, it's him. Sebastian Stan wore a talking prosthetic (yup, you read that correctly) playing Tommy Lee in Pam & Tommy.

But that's not all, not by a dong shot! Asa Butterfield makes the most of his morning wood in Sex Education. Eric Cantona pulls out his prosthetic cock for a really excited man in You and the Night. Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello get jacked and ready in Magic Mike. Mark Wahlberg flashes his friend in Boogie Nights. Joaquin Ferreira shows off his impressive bulge in Club de Cuervos. Jeff Pope gets some tiny dick dirty talk in Euphoria. Adam Scott and Jason Schwartzman flop around in The Overnight. Alphonso McAuley does some crazy dancing in Cat Run; Justin Chon gets in a jam in 21 & Over; Amir Talai gets into the spirit of the party in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay; In the Realm of Sense puts Tatsuya Fuji in a gruesome position; Sacha Baron Cohen and Clifford Bañagale stretch the limits in Brüno; Stephen Mangan sports a stunt schlong in Festival; Eric Bana gets funny in the bar in Chopper; Nick Damici feeds his faker to a chick in In the Cut; Riccardo Marino tries to put his plastic noodle in his lady in Private; Ed Ackerman gets his zombie dink removed in Chillerama; Riccardo Marino whips out the plastic again in Private; Willem Dafoe and Horst Baron experience some pain in Antichrist; and Edouard Collin cleans his deceptive dong in Cockles and Muscles. These guys are all pros. Prosthetics, that is!