An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)Sexy, shirtless, straight, underwear 00:47:03 Debra Winger cooks breakfast as Richard Gere slips into white boxer shorts—lush black short-and-curlies visible first from his lap and then through the open fly. Morning sausage, anyone?
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)Sexy, shirtless, straight, underwear 00:30:15 Rhys Coiro is shirtless and completely shaved down while arguing with Lake Bell about her own grooming habits.
Body of Evidence (1993)Sexy, shirtless, straight 00:42:03 Madonna mounts shirtless and spectacularly in-shape Willem Dafoe. She drips hot candle wax on his nipples, followed by a splash of champagne she licks off, then repeats the process further down toward Willem's wonder-worm.
Bad Johnson (2014)Sexy, shirtless 00:24:30 Cam, Nick, and Kevin lose their shirts to take part in a penis-conjuring ritual. The end of the scene shows Cam rubbing his dick-less crotch while watching some moaning-filled porn.
The Girl's Guide to Depravity (2012-2013)Sexy, bulge, shirtless, straight Ep. 02x08 James and his lady friend get busy in a hallway, giving us a nice look at his bulge as his pants come down!
The D Train (2015)Sexy, gay, shirtless 00:37:56 We're still rubbing our eyes, and our privates. Jack Black and James Marsden wake up shirtless in bed after a night of passionate love making!
Love Addicts (2022)Sexy, shirtless Ep. 01x06 | 00:19:58 Whole lotta old timer skin on display here as the main characters walk into a swinger party full of nudists, including Jens Weisser welcoming them aboard!
Sin (2003)Sexy, shirtless 00:38:20 Gregg Henry gets a rude awakening by having a pitcher of bloody marys dumped over his head. Little uncredited man buns behind him though!
Bitter Years (2019)Sexy, shirtless 00:26:52 Plenty of background nudity from a pile of sexy guys as Nicola Di Benedetto reads a letter aloud from some equally nude friends!
The Righteous Gemstones (2019)Sexy, shirtless Ep. 04x01 | 00:18:57 Bradley Cooper comes into the series as a Gemstone ancestor during the Civil War and has a wash-up in the river with plenty of other naked guys!
Vacation (2015)Sexy, shirtless, cgi 01:36:00 The ending credits of Vacation give us the tip of Chris Hemsworth's prosthetic peen hanging out of his shorts!
The Almighty Johnsons (2011-2013)Sexy, bulge, shirtless, straight Ep. 03x02 | 00:00:35 A sexy, shirtless Dean O'Gorman flaunts his glorious chest fuzz while having sex, and shows us his beautiful bare bum!
Little Ashes (2008)Sexy, shirtless 00:19:33 A nude Robert Pattinson primps and mimes in front of the mirror. It's not the best scene, but you can see his large shock of pubes.
Borat (2006)Sexy, bulge, shirtless, thong 00:03:30 Who wouldn't be thrilled at the sight of Sacha Baron Cohen in a dayglo thong/unitard, bending over by the river.