Death Race 2000 (1975)Sexy, shirtless, underwear 00:31:10 David Carradine shows off a sexy bod while hiding his face behind a mask. He then slow dances with a blonde chick, who proceeds to take off the mask before they go to pound town.
The Ranch (2016-2020)Sexy, bulge, underwear Ep. 01x02 | 00:14:50 Sam Elliott busts onto the porch while busting out of his undies. Looks like a nice long dong hidden in there!
American Hero (2015)Sexy, shirtless 00:27:02 Stephen Dorff is certainly our Hero as he shows a beef-tastic tatted bod while playing the piano. We SAULTE you!
Precious Cargo (2016)Sexy, shirtless, straight 00:39:21 Mark-Paul Gosselaar is shirtless and wearing nothing but a towel when he pulls a gun out on a woman and then pushes his pistol against her, if you catch our drift.
The Characters (2016)Sexy, shirtless Ep. 01x03 | 00:13:20 Henry Zebrowski and Jermaine Fowler are hung, literally, while showing off their heavenly bodies.
Chato's Land (1972)Sexy, shirtless, underwear 01:13:10 Charles Bronson shows off some massive thighs and an ageless torso while stealing away with some stuff in the desert.
Chicago P.D. (2014-2021)Sexy, shirtless, straight, underwear Ep. 03x20 | 00:57:58 You'll have a Lake Michigan in your pants when you see Chicago P.D. star Brian Geraghty bang his chick with athletic bod on full display.
Queen of the Damned (2002)Sexy, shirtless 01:19:17 We're glad Stuart Townsend is able to step into the light, because it gives us a chance to see his amazing rippled torso.
The Odd Couple (2015-2016)Sexy, shirtless Ep. 02x07 | 00:06:34 Thomas Lennon and "Felix the Great" surprise a mother on Skype. That body is where the real magic is!
Fatal Call (2012)Sexy, shirtless, underwear 00:19:38 Jason London's porking sesh gets interrupted, causing him to stand around shirtless for over a full minute! Thanks, intruder!
The Witch (2015)Sexy, shirtless 00:21:02 A bearded Ralph Ineson is the definition of manly as he stands around with his witchin' six pack on full display!
Reno 911!: Miami (2007)Sexy, shirtless, thong 00:15:35 Thomas Lennon wears a candy thong, which is something we have done regrettably few times in our lives.
Nice Dreams (1981)Sexy, shirtless, straight, thong 00:55:50 Pubes straight ahead! The muscly Tommy loses his towel and covers his junk with just his hands, while Cheech gives us a taste of his hairy chest as he smooches with a chick in bed.
Nice Dreams (1981)Sexy, shirtless, thong 01:00:13 Cheech Marin gets high, in a different way, by riding an elevator in just a barely there thong! Are you seeing that tan line?!
Kingdom (2014-2017)Sexy, shirtless, straight Ep. 02x11 | 00:42:39 Matt Lauria can't get it up when trying to pork his chick on the couch. Don't listen to her, you're all man to us!
Gods of Egypt (2016)Sexy, shirtless 00:04:17 A larger than life Nikolaj Coster-Waldau looks "splendid" while waking up shirtless to his opulent lifestyle. He then undresses for the tub, but keeps it covered.