The White Lotus (2021-2025)

The White Lotus is an anthology dramedy series, and season one was actually filmed during the COVID-19 pandemic. This show takes place at a secluded resort where all of the events in each sixty-minute episode unfold over the course of a week. A star-studded cast that includes Molly Shannon, Sydney Sweeney, Natasha Rothwell, Lukas Gage, Alexandra Daddario, Jake Lacy, Murray Bartlett, Connie Britton, and of course the one and only Jennifer Coolidge. round out this unique drama that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and would it help to know that a sexpot like Steve Zahn is also in it? Steve Zahn stars as Mark Mossbacher and he is absolutely delightful, as usual. Really, did you expect anything less from this all-time hunk? Steve Zahn has gone nude before and this time he does his nudity with a prosthetic, but that's just because his penis is supposed to look strange and we can all safely assume that Steve Zahn's real penis is perfect. He sits on a bed while wearing a bathrobe that he opens a little. He spreads his legs, too, as he lets Connie Britton inspect his cock and balls. His cock is hard and his balls are hairy. They look kind of hard, too, so you know that this is a prosthetic situation. She inspects his cock and balls for a minute which is only natural. We want to do the same thing. We'd kill to get up close and personal with Steve's crotch like that. Leave it to a queen like Connie to do the honors for us. 

Season two of The White Lotus whisks us away to a glamorous seaside resort in Sicily, and the only returning characters from season one are Coolidge and her beau Jon Gries. In the very first episode, Jon shows his ass while doing Coolidge! But The White Lotus newbie Theo James takes the cake here, flashing his insane ass and even his long and exaggerated prosthetic penis while changing in front of Aubrey Plaza! This follows James amazing nudity in The Time Traveler's Wide, and cements him as the nudest dude of 2022. But that's not all - not by a long shot.

James is on vacation with his wife and his college roommate and his college roommate's wife (played by Aubrey Plaza). Well, his college roommate is played by Will Sharpe, and he's caught by Plaza masturbating in their hotel room! Afterward, Sharpe takes a shower and the camera gets so dangerously low on his body that we can see his actual pubes! You'll have a white LOAD-us!

Season three of The White Lotus is the craziest yet. Patrick Schwarzenegger kicks things off with an awesome frontal nude scene while sharing a hotel with his younger brother Lochlan, played by Sam Nivola. Patrick's character Saxon tells his younger brother that he's super horny after a day of traveling, so he cheekily heads to their shared bathroom to jerk off to porn. He eventually closes the door, but not before flashing his brother. 

Episode five is where things really get crazy. Sam and Patrick spend a wild night of partying where Sam jerks off his big bro Patrick! Now that's what we call sharing the brotherly love. Plus in the same episode, Arnas Fedaravicius shows his super muscular ass during a straight sex scene and Yuri Kolokolnikov gets fully naked during a skinny dipping scene, even waving around his cock and balls. We love this show!