Criminal Lovers (1999)

It’s Bonnie and Clyde meets Hansel and Gretel with French teenagers, murder and kidnapping.  Criminal Lovers (1999) begins with a murder.  Alice convinces her lover Luc (Jeremie Renier) to kill their high school classmate.  After doing his lady’s bidding they get all “French kids gone wild” and rob a jewelry store.  That ends badly and while on the lam, they are taken prisoner by a homosexual woodsman whose wood is wild for Luc.

Young Renier is used as a boy toy by both Alice and the forest dweller for our entertainment.  He frees his flesh a few times giving us some butt bounce as he and Alice get busy.  There is also a very brief baguette view in a rather humiliating early encounter.  He also comes clean at the hands of the woodsman, who decides Renier is dirty and needs to be bathed before he’s boned.