The Misadventures of Margaret (1998)

Margaret is a popular but insecure author who decides to make a change.  In Misadventures of Margaret, The (1998) she decides to write an erotic novel based on the diary of a French lesbian.  She heads to France intent on staying in the same in where the heroine of the diary had her misadventures, but finds the place overrun with nuns.  As she researches her novel, her imagination runs wild with erotic visions, and her romantic reality is challenged as well.

While Margaret is having her misadventures, her men are fueling her fantasies and ours.  Jeremy Northam reveals why his backside is wasted on sitting when he drops his pants before climbing into bed.  A man with one of the longest names in film, Danusio Salememoreira, matches the length of his moniker with a lengthy butt shot.  As the “French Gardener” in a fantasy sequence, he drops his rake and his pants and walks away for a delightfully long time giving full views of his full moon.