Ready, Steady, Charlie! (2003)

The zany Swiss comedy Achtung, Fertig, Charlie! (2003) follows Antonio (Michael Koch), a young dude who gets yanked from the alter of his own wedding and dragged away to boot camp by the military police. Anxious to get back to Laura (Mia Aegerter), his blushing bride, Antonio concocts various plans to get kicked out of the military, including trying to get laid by fellow female recruit Michelle (Melanie Winiger), the sexy daughter of the mean and oppressive commander (Marco Rima) that gives Antonio nothing but orders. Let the laughs begin! And the masturbation will begin when you see Michael Koch and Pascal Nussbaumer’s backsides and peens while they enjoy a shower along a bevy of equally nude dudes. Achtung, Fertig, Charlie! will have you high tailing it to the recruiter’s office!