Siesta (1986)

Mystery and passion become one in the suspense thriller Siesta (1987). Mary Lambert's directorial debut after a career of making Madonna music videos, the movie kicks off with Claire (Ellen Barkin) waking up bloody and disheveled on an airplane runway in Spain. Wearing a pretty sexy red dress, she has no memories of how she got there or who she is. While she wanders the streets of Madrid, we see through a series of flashbacks that the confused chick left her husband (Martin Sheen) in Death Valley to go looking for Augustine (Gabriel Byrne), her former lover. That might sound simple, but eventually we come to realize she's a daredevil, her husband was trying to get her to jump out of an airplane without a parachute over an active volcano, and she only ran away when her former trapeze artist boyfriend Augustine sent her a letter looking to reconcile. Filled with crazy characters including Grace Jones as a criminal Claire tries to buy a fake passport off of, and Jodie Foster as a spoiled rich girl Claire asks for help, this flick was full of zany scenes. All through the movie, no one quite knows what’s going on. What we do know is that Gabriel has a nice butt and penis, and Julian Sands can fill out a pair of boxers! Yes, Julian Sands gets the party started when he strips down to his undies and hops between two hotties in bed. After seeing his tight butt when the boxers give him a wedgie, Mr. Man was thinking "lucky them." But the real skin fiesta in Siesta came when Gabriel Byrne gets Ellen Barkin in bed and has her howling! We see the onetime hubby of Miss Barkin's buns when he turns her over and starts thrusting, and his cock when he is naked in bed but ends up having to fight off some psycho woman wielding a knife. No need for violence! Just put on Siesta, have a good fap, then take a long nap!