If you were sleeping or in a coma or stuck under a pile of heavy rocks, then you probably didn't hear aboutChris Evansand the dick pic heard 'round the world. Chris posted a video that ended by showing his camera roll and it was there that hawk-eyed fans spotted it: Chris' dick.
He jokingly tweeted "what'd I miss?" after the incident blew up, proving that Chris is always handsome and hilarious. He told hostTamron Hallon his show on Tuesday that he learned a lot of lessons. "Look, it was a very interesting week," he said. He wanted to plug his website, A Starting Point, but he wound up being asked about his dick pic. It's good to see we weren't the only ones obsessed with seeing celebrity cock. He gave a shout out to us, his fans, by adding, "I will say, I have some pretty fantastic fans who really came to my support. That was really, really nice.” Aw, shucks. You're nice, Chris.
I hadn't written about the dick because I felt like everyone else had already weighed in by the time I say down at my keyboard to type. But since Chris brought it up again, I'll let you all know how I feel: we need to discuss the black-and-white filter he put on his dick pic. He made his dick art! We should all take Chris' lead and send our nudes in black-and-white like they're Mapplethorpes and not grainy photos we took in our bathroom at weird angles. My god, the black-and-white filter changes EVERYTHING. That's what I have to say about Chris' cock. His filter use has changed the game.
Speaking of black and white dick pics, how about some black and white nude scenes? Coming right up! Check out this playlist for timeless and tasteful nudes.
