Scalding Baldies

Are you ready for the definitive list of the sexiest bald actors in the history of male pattern baldness? Whether these men were just blessed with bald heads or decided to shave off their locks for that sexy bald look, they've all got one thing in common: They bald AF! What would a bald actor playlist be without Dwayne Johnson in Ballers? In his explosive one and only nude scene The Rock gives us a fantastic look at his genuinely huge ass cheeks while having sex with a woman on a desk. Did you know that famed Star Trek and X-Men actor Patrick Stewart went frontal? Yup! You can see his Jean-Luc Picard during a surprisingly sensual shower scene in Safe House! Speaking of bald A-listers, Bruce Willis shows some skin after waking up next to Friends actor Matthew Perry in The Whole Ten Yards. The unbelievably gorgeous model Tyson Beckford shows off his ripped-to-hell gym body during a stripping scene in the Magic Mike-inspired male stripper movie Chocolate City. Tom Hardy might naturally have hair, but he shaved it off to play the famous boxer in Bronson - a movie that brings one of Tom's many gratuitous full frontal scenes. We love him for it! Vin Diesel gives us a very, very distant look of his ass in Riddick. And the double penetration scene in Nymphomaniac Vol. II (featuring two real, foot-long erect penises) is enough to make any bald man proud. Plus on our massive bald actor playlist spot Jake Gyllenhaal's gay lover in Velvet Buzzsaw, Jason Statham in Crank, Jeremy Williams' Pringles can dick in All The Queen's Men, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's iconic nude role in the Watchmen series, and so much more! These men are the bald and the beautiful!