Is there any hotter Olympic event than swimming? It feels borderline criminal that men can appear on national television wearing about 5 square inches of fabric. However, we managed to find some swimmers wearing even less clothing for our Manlympics swimming competition. From real-life besties showing off their matching bushes to real-life boyfriends going tip-to-tip while skinny dipping to a retro nude boy hangout in a David Hockney documentary, the competition is certainly stiff. Swim is always in.

Even we were surprised to see just how many actors sexed up archery on camera. Archery was pulled from the Olympics in 1920 due to inconsistent scoring, and only rejoined in 1972. We have a feeling that archery will remain a staple of the Manlympics thanks to the fine specimens who whipped out their big bows while competing in this fine sport! It’s enough to make you quiver.

In the real Olympics, the biathlon combines cross-country skiing and rifle shooting. In the Manlympics, the biathlon sees the hottest bi actors in Hollywood competing against each other, sans skis and rifles. It’s simply safer. We love when an actor proudly comes out as his awesome bi self, and we’re really loving how much of themselves these fine fellas are willing to share. What they’re selling, we’re bi-ing!

Admit it, you have at least five dozen pictures of men in wrestling singlets saved on Instagram. Wait, just us? It can’t be! There is simply nothing hotter than a wrestler, which makes wrestling one of the year’s hottest Manlympics categories. Wrestling can also be excellent foreplay, as demonstrated by some of the fully naked gay wrestling that you have to choose from this year. Which man will come out on top?

Volleyball was canonized in gay culture following the homoerotic shenanigans of Tom Cruise and the boys in the original Top Gun. But they’re not the only ones having shirtless fun in the sun. Jacob Elordi and Taylor Zakhar Perez take cues from their predecessors by facing off for a ferocious volleyball match in the Netflix rom-com The Kissing Booth Three. Not that we’re experts or anything, but this is gay.

Balls and feet. What else do you need? Amirite ladies? Soccer bods are the only bods that could potentially out-bod swimmer bods, and possibly even wrestler bods. They’re just that bodylicious. Soccer - or football as it’s called globally - requires athletes to run an average of six to eight and a half miles each game, meaning that players must remain in tip-top shape. The fact that they’re quite dextrous with their feet? Not a bad thing! Ladies?

Okay, we take it back. Diving bods might just be the hottest of any Olympic sport. We all remember lusting after ripped pint-sized twunks poured into their Speedos while watching the Olympics with our parents. This year we’re taking your diving fantasies to the max with the hottest nude diving seen in movies and television. Tom Daley who? Dive right in, the water’s foine.

Cycling has been a staple of the Olympics since the first Modern Olympics in 1896. Inflate your tube with the hottest scenes of nude men cycling, including Kevin Costner of all people, who lets it hang out while biking with his bud, as you do. As if that isn’t enough, we get some frontal cycling fun at a nudist camp in Confetti. Can you handle it?