The D Train (2015)Sexy, gay, shirtless 00:37:56 We're still rubbing our eyes, and our privates. Jack Black and James Marsden wake up shirtless in bed after a night of passionate love making!
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)Sexy, shirtless, straight, underwear 00:47:03 Debra Winger cooks breakfast as Richard Gere slips into white boxer shorts—lush black short-and-curlies visible first from his lap and then through the open fly. Morning sausage, anyone?
Body of Evidence (1993)Sexy, shirtless, straight 00:42:03 Madonna mounts shirtless and spectacularly in-shape Willem Dafoe. She drips hot candle wax on his nipples, followed by a splash of champagne she licks off, then repeats the process further down toward Willem's wonder-worm.
The Righteous Gemstones (2019)Sexy, shirtless Ep. 04x01 | 00:18:57 Bradley Cooper comes into the series as a Gemstone ancestor during the Civil War and has a wash-up in the river with plenty of other naked guys!
Little Ashes (2008)Sexy, shirtless 00:19:33 A nude Robert Pattinson primps and mimes in front of the mirror. It's not the best scene, but you can see his large shock of pubes.
Borat (2006)Sexy, bulge, shirtless, thong 00:03:30 Who wouldn't be thrilled at the sight of Sacha Baron Cohen in a dayglo thong/unitard, bending over by the river.
Boogie Nights (1997)Sexy, prosthetic 02:26:40 Meaty, meaty Mark Wahlberg stands tall before his dressing room mirror, unzips his fly, and pulls out arguably the most famous (and most) enormous prosthetic penis in movie history. He's a star! He's a bright shining star! And Wahlberg's great, too.
Vacation (2015)Sexy, shirtless, cgi 01:36:00 The ending credits of Vacation give us the tip of Chris Hemsworth's prosthetic peen hanging out of his shorts!
Shame (2011)Sexy, shirtless 00:00:43 A shirtless Michael contemplates the world while he rests in bed. Towards the end of the scene, we get a good look at his bush.
Home Economics (2021-2022)Sexy, shirtless Ep. 02x09 | 00:04:01 Seems like it's been a while since we've seen Topher's tone torso, but here it is again to open this episode!
Pam & Tommy (2022)Sexy, bulge, shirtless, underwear Ep. 01x05 | 00:11:08 Sebastian Stan and Lily get into a heated argument in the closet and bedroom and he storms off in his boxer briefs.