Body of Evidence (1993)Sexy, shirtless, straight 00:42:03 Madonna mounts shirtless and spectacularly in-shape Willem Dafoe. She drips hot candle wax on his nipples, followed by a splash of champagne she licks off, then repeats the process further down toward Willem's wonder-worm.
The D Train (2015)Sexy, gay, shirtless 00:37:56 We're still rubbing our eyes, and our privates. Jack Black and James Marsden wake up shirtless in bed after a night of passionate love making!
The Righteous Gemstones (2019)Sexy, shirtless Ep. 04x01 | 00:18:57 Bradley Cooper comes into the series as a Gemstone ancestor during the Civil War and has a wash-up in the river with plenty of other naked guys!
Borat (2006)Sexy, bulge, shirtless, thong 00:03:30 Who wouldn't be thrilled at the sight of Sacha Baron Cohen in a dayglo thong/unitard, bending over by the river.
Boogie Nights (1997)Sexy, prosthetic 02:26:40 Meaty, meaty Mark Wahlberg stands tall before his dressing room mirror, unzips his fly, and pulls out arguably the most famous (and most) enormous prosthetic penis in movie history. He's a star! He's a bright shining star! And Wahlberg's great, too.
Little Ashes (2008)Sexy, shirtless 00:19:33 A nude Robert Pattinson primps and mimes in front of the mirror. It's not the best scene, but you can see his large shock of pubes.
Vacation (2015)Sexy, shirtless, cgi 01:36:00 The ending credits of Vacation give us the tip of Chris Hemsworth's prosthetic peen hanging out of his shorts!
Shame (2011)Sexy, shirtless 00:00:43 A shirtless Michael contemplates the world while he rests in bed. Towards the end of the scene, we get a good look at his bush.
Ballbuster (2020)Sexy, prosthetic, shirtless 01:08:44 Jerry O'Connell pops a boner on the basketball court in front of everyone, then needs his teammates to try and help him lose it in the locker room!
9-1-1: Lone Star (2020-2023)Sexy, underwear Ep. 02x07 | 00:17:36 Rob Lowe leads the team of pant-less fire fighters into the MRI machine room to save a guy pinned down. Nice boxer bulges, boys!